Recently it was my friends birthday [she shall remain nameless] and i knew she wanted a book called Angela Carter's Book of Fairytales easy peasy right?. WRONG.!!!So innocently i went out into the world with my minties for energy and $50 survival money to find the book:

Bookstore A: out of stock
Bookstore B: never heard of it
Bookstore C: did not speak my language
"took 10 mintutes to have a slight panic attack"
Bookstore D: sold it's last copy
Bookstore E: only order's it from america every 3 weeks

The world was conspiring against me! but nothing would stop me! so i marched into borders and i found a cute guy who worked there to help me.... 20 minutes of back breaking searching later . . i SAW it...the ULTIMATE B DAY PRESANT !!!...ANGELA CARTER'S BOOK OF FAIRY TALES i walked over to it when i was suddenly intercepted and Mrs evil old lady SNACTHED it. [i think i stopped breathinng].but suddenly da da da da daaaaaa is it a bird, is it a plane no... it was SUPER CUTE BORDERS GUY !!! after 15 minutes of haggling he managed to get it back from the MRS evil lady. I was so happy i hugged him kissed him on the mouth, bought the book and skipped out of the store museing about my greatness

moral of the story: ALWAYS TRUST SUPER CUTE BORDERS GUYS!!!!
saving the world from evil book snatching ladies!!

my word of the day/week/month: diskette - wtf is it?

may the force be with you ... momo